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What you said: I'm pro choice because it's the logical stance on abortion and because women shouldn't be told what they can and cannot do with their bodies.
What they think you said: I suppose I'll burn down a few orphanages before I go over to Satan's place and drink the blood of newborn babies.
“I called 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza.”
2012 just got started in my book.
Pizza Saves of the Day: A seven-year-old girl from Sarasota who slapped her unconscious mother with a piece of pizza became the youngest person ever to receive a life-saving award from her local fire department.
